wit, charm & shit

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

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petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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captain-corio:

tsud123:

2001

well… this post made me feel really old. 

This is when music was good.

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eelectricpineapple:

this is why designing business cards is the best part of my job

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chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

chenisthebestkitty:

augustusandhazelsinfinity:

folie-a-killjoy:

whatslifewithoutfandoms:


#i always love this part because i don’t understand what happened she put the lei on and he was just like holy crap

white lei’s are representative of love

I HAVE BEEN WONDERING THIS SINCE I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD YOU HAVE SOLVED SO MANY MYSTERIES

Stitch literally fell in love. Not romantic love, but family love. 

This is so interesting. Instead of trying to forcefully stop or restrain him - even though Lilo is fully capable of and willing to get physical as we saw with Mertle/Myrtle/What’sherface - Lilo gently showed him love.
And it worked.

i always thought maybe it smelled nice and it calmed him down

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

chenisthebestkitty:

augustusandhazelsinfinity:

folie-a-killjoy:

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

#i always love this part because i don’t understand what happened she put the lei on and he was just like holy crap

white lei’s are representative of love

I HAVE BEEN WONDERING THIS SINCE I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD YOU HAVE SOLVED SO MANY MYSTERIES

Stitch literally fell in love. Not romantic love, but family love. 

This is so interesting. Instead of trying to forcefully stop or restrain him - even though Lilo is fully capable of and willing to get physical as we saw with Mertle/Myrtle/What’sherface - Lilo gently showed him love.

And it worked.

i always thought maybe it smelled nice and it calmed him down

(via might-catch-my-crazy)

And apparently my degree was worthless because I over thought the use of “effect” or “affect” and used the wrong one. Oy vey.

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

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so it’s the first day of school and it’s my first day NOT going back to school since I was like 4 and this is really surreal. Suddenly all the awful things in college like no sleep and irritating roommates and not eating right seem like enjoyable little nuggets of nostalgia and this is so weird. The door is officially closed. My life as a college student (in the correct sense of being ages 18-22) is over. How weird. And how silly that it affects me so. 

tanscum:

*ignores every problem until they go away*

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artbymoga:

promising-promises:

princesssugarbutt:

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL

(Source: fullheartedly, via maybeillsleepwhenimdead)