wit, charm & shit

thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

(via universal-magnetic)

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

(Source: unbreakablesoul, via sodamnrelatable)

dilfgod:

you’re home early

dilfgod:

you’re home early

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striderdaves:

"i wish platonic dates were a thing" have you never gone out anywhere with any of your friends ever

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herochan:

Love Vigilantes
Created by Butcher Billy
Behance || Tumblr || Facebook

herochan:

Love Vigilantes

Created by Butcher Billy

Behance || Tumblr || Facebook

(via miss-love)

ilovett:

the worst type of procrastination is the one where you’re totally insistent that you’re going to be productive, so you spend hours on tumblr, but refuse to catch up on tv shows or anything because “i’m going to work in like a second”

(via learntolovesnark)

universal-magnetic:

thatssoproblematic:

amanduhmahrie:

analdash:

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

what every prostitute needs

WHAT THE FUCK

this is really upsetting

i have so many questions

universal-magnetic:

thatssoproblematic:

amanduhmahrie:

analdash:

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

what every prostitute needs

WHAT THE FUCK

this is really upsetting

i have so many questions

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

(via universal-magnetic)

lacigreen:

50shadesofacceptance:

superdodirty:

it ok to not be ready

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

i wish someone had told me this kind of stuff when i was younger… ಠ_ಠ

thedoctorstwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

the last guy makes me laugh so hard every time hahaha

(Source: iraffiruse, via sodamnrelatable)

miss-love:

I think sisterhood is the most powerful and potent resource we have and we continually refuse to tap into it, instead settling for seeing each other as competition as we willfully swallow the internalized misogyny that is spoon-fed to us by society from birth.

Spit it out. Reject it. Love girls instead.

(via miss-love)