things they don’t show you in porn:
- elbowing each other in the face
- leg cramps
- accidentally pulling each other’s hair
- ass pubes
things they also don’t show in porn:
- sleepy morning sex
- mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
- sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
- your lover’s o face
so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you
i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath
and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill)
I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing”
And apparently my degree was worthless because I over thought the use of “effect” or “affect” and used the wrong one. Oy vey.
so it’s the first day of school and it’s my first day NOT going back to school since I was like 4 and this is really surreal. Suddenly all the awful things in college like no sleep and irritating roommates and not eating right seem like enjoyable little nuggets of nostalgia and this is so weird. The door is officially closed. My life as a college student (in the correct sense of being ages 18-22) is over. How weird. And how silly that it affects me so.