wit, charm & shit

“I think someone should explain to the child that it’s OK to make mistakes. That’s how we learn. When we compete, we make mistakes.”
— Kareem Abdul-Jabba (via kushandwizdom)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via thedemonica)

edwardspoonhands:

satancigarettes:

The vlog brothers URLs suck

joshpeck:

vinebox:

Literally I Cant Ew

i will watch this until my eyes bleed

(via baref00t-girl-22)

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

(Source: merlinstahp, via might-catch-my-crazy)

snacksandharts:

Dat Mace story doe…

NO BUT THIS GIVES ME INTENSE FEELS BECAUSE WHEN I MET GRACE HANNAH AND MAMRIE AT NO FILTER IN LONDON I WAS SO NERVOUS THAT MY SHOULDERS WERE TENSE SO HIGH UP AND MAMRIE WHISPERED IN MY EAR “RELAX YOUR SHOULDERS SWEETIE YOU’RE DOING A GRACE” JUST LEAVE ME HERE TO CRY FOREVER

(Source: helbigismyharto, via twohartsandahelbig)

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

(Source: looo-ch, via tyleroakley)

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: cinnamonraisinbagel, via baref00t-girl-22)

“I think I have everything I want. When I want beer, I drink beer. When I want vodka, I drink vodka. When I want you, I drink vodka.”
— (via morphin—e)

(via baref00t-girl-22)

remyreaper:

waltdisnerd:


battbaby:


With out sound his lips read ‘You piece..of poo poo’





I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE

remyreaper:

waltdisnerd:

battbaby:

With out sound his lips read
‘You piece..of poo poo’

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I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE

(via baref00t-girl-22)

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via tyleroakley)